Dan Abrams’s Websites Today

On Mediaite: in keeping with voters’ desire to focus on things that are crucial for the well-being of our country, rather than fixating on divisive issues for the sake of being divisive, Michele Bachmann thinks that all 2012 presidential candidates should “put their birth certificates on the table and not worry about it.” On the bright side, it would mean shorter debates! Get the full post here.

On Geekosystem today: there is no reason why I should find this clip of “Extreme Ironing” as funny as I do, but I guess I am powerless against the image of a man ironing a blue oxford shirt while on a kayak. SUE ME! Watch the clip here.

AAHH! Styleite makes sure we’re staying on top of the guest list for the royal wedding. Not on the list are Barack and Michelle Obama, which we already knew about, but another surprising snub is Sir Paul McCartney. He’s a knight, AND a Beatle! The heck? Get the full post here.

Hey, single ladies! Sportsgrid has a man for you. He’s down to earth and fashion-forward! Possible drawbacks: he has an aversion to shirts and he burns very easily, but those things are insignificant when it comes to matters of the heart! Watch a clip of your boyfriend here.

On Gossip Cop: Lady Gaga fell off her piano bench in concert and bumped her head, but like a true pro, she kept singing anyway. Honestly, it’s probably the least-weird concert injury she could have sustained, so that’s something. Watch the spill here.

On The Mary Sue today: actresses with Steve Buscemi’s eyes. You heard me. See them here.