Dan Abrams’ Websites Today

Oh, Newt! Mediaite has a clip of the presidential hopeful attempting to claim that any ad that features direct quotes from him is a lie. Wait, what? To read the full post, click here.

Geekosystem has a 3-person chess set, created by an artist most likely inspired by the 3-person chess set from “The Big Bang Theory.” The pieces look like regular chess pieces, but the board looks like it was stolen from a chinese checkers set. Get the full post here.

On Styleite: Wills and Kate totally faked us out when they claimed they wouldn’t be having a honeymoon. They bought out an entire island in the Seychelles, something I’ve only ever heard of Nicolas Cage doing in “Lord of War.” To read the full post, click here.

Aaaaack! Sportsgrid has a video of a poor Belgian soccer player who was kicked in the face during a game, leading to multiple fractures. In his face. Take a moment to lie down, then get the rest of the post here.

Oh nooo: Gossip Cop reports that Jeff Conaway is in critical condition after an apparent drug overdose. Not Kenickie!!!! Be well! Get the full post here.

AAAAH! The Mary Sue has a new study that reports that happier people take bigger risks/make worse decisions and are thus more likely to DIE sooner. We literally just can’t win. To read the full post, click here.

On Mogulite today: move over, Kate Middleton’s tiara! We have one whose emeralds once belonged to the wife of Napoleon III. Get the full post here.