Dan Abrams’ Websites Today

TRUUUUMP! Mediaite reports that The Stuttering Foundation has condemned Donald Trump after he fired back at Seth Meyers post-White House Correspondents’ Dinner, referring to him as a “stutterer.” Presidencies are about building coalitions, Mr. Trump! Get the full post here.

On Geekosystem: well, this is a thing! Someone created a song (or a “song, rather) using Windows XP and 98 alert sounds. We predict this will be a huuuuge hit amongst robots. To read the full post, click here.

Styleite has exactly what you want on a Tuesday: more Met Gala photos! Check out Mary-Kate Olsen being Mary Kate Olsen, Fergie looking like a dowager empress, and Kanye looking unexpectedly dapper in his tux. To see the slideshow, click here.

Sportsgrid is ready to help the nation process the death of Osama bin Laden, and the first thing we need to do that is hear how Charles Barkley felt about the news. Just trust me. To see Barkley’s reaction, click here.

On Gossip Cop today: um, file this under things I didn’t know! Rob Lowe was a passenger on a flight the 9/11 hijackers used as a “dry run” to rehearse for the eventual attacks. Uh, spooky. Get the full post here.

Amy Stewart has created a video about bugs that’s on The Mary Sue, and the only information you need in order to decide whether to watch it is that it features a man whose nose was filled with maggots. Yup, she went there. To see it (or not! I don’t know your life!), click here.

On Mogulite: Steve Jobs has been spotted at Apple Headquarters after several months of medical leave. Hopefully this is a positive sign. Be well! Get the full post here.