Dan Abrams’ Websites Today

Good grief: Mediaite covers the absolutely devastating storms that have been hammering the South over the past couple of days. To see some truly stunning footage of a storm in Alabama, click here.

Geekosystem has a round toaster purported to toast your bread evenly on all sides. But…I thought the charm of toast was the burnt part! It’s a perfect excuse for more butter! Get the full post here.

Ouch ouch ouch! On Styleite, you can see a man who tattooed William and Kate’s likenesses on his two front teeth! Ouch ouch ouch!!!!! See the tats here.

On Sportsgrid: the renaming of stadiums after corporations marches on! Introducing Overstock.com Stadium. Saaaaad face. To read the full post, click here.

Gossip Cop busts a rumor that Alex Rodriguez is jealous of the friendship between exes Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz. I…did not know those two still talked! How does Justin have the time to carry on all these scandalous relationships? Get the full post here.

The Mary Sue has good news for fans of the “Song of Fire and Ice” series (better known as the series that inspired HBO’s “Game of Thrones). After a 5 year delay, the next installment of the series is reportedly done. Huzzah! (I don’t know.) To read the full post, click here.

On Mogulite: the Washington Post delivers a solid burn to Donald Trump, saying in the wake of the birther meme that won’t die, “He makes Sarah Palin look like a deep thinker.” Yowch! Get the full post here.