26 Apr Dan Abrams’ Websites Today

Mediaite reports that our long national nightmare is over, and the Aflac duck has a new voice! It’s Minnesotan Dan McKeague, who entered and won an online contest, democracy-style. Congratulations on the new gig! Get the full post here.

Geekosystem has good news: someone has brought one of Ron Swanson’s genius food ideas to life. This “turkey burger” is actually a fried turkey leg inside a regular grilled hamburger, and reportedly still contains the bone. Yuck. To read the full post, click here.

Styleite brings us Tina Fey’s fashion tips, a few of which I will present without commentary: “By 19, I had found my look. Oversize T-shirts, bike shorts, and wrestling shoes. To prevent the silhouette from being too baggy, I would cinch it at the waist with my fanny pack. I was pretty sure I would wear this look forever.” Get the rest of her fashion advice here.

Sportsgrid picks up on a clip captured at a Nuggets game of a man shoving his girlfriend. Playful, or…not? Hard to tell, but kind of off-putting nonetheless. See it here.

Gossip Cop has exciting news! They’re launching a TV show based on “busting bad dish” with Beth Ostrosky Stern as the host. Congratulations to the site! To read the full post, click here.

On The Mary Sue: Just keeping the meme going, folks, nothing to see here! The latest iteration is a “Harry Potter”-themed parody of Rebecca Black’s “Friday,” titled “Ravenclaw.” Watch it here.

Mogulite has a list of the most exclusive clubs for moguls, including Pacific-Union, a club that restricts its membership to men, Republicans and non-reporters. …Fair enough? To see the slide show, click here.