Dan Abrams’ Websites Today

On Mediaite: you recall, I’m sure, that Bill Maher called Sarah Palin a “dumb tw*t” on his show. She’s responded in kind, calling him an “annoying little mosquito.” Not…quite the same ring to it. Get the full post here.

Geekosystem covers “Dilbert” creator Scott Adams’ musings on gender roles, including this gem: “The reality is that women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the mentally handicapped are treated differently.” Solid reasoning! To read the full post, click here.

Styleite remembers the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory fire, which occurred 100 years ago today, and was the tragedy much of the nation needed to get behind some serious workplace safety reform. To read the full post, click here.

Sportsgrid wonders: did Duke choke in their game against University of Arizona last night? The bar-wide round of high fives I witnessed last night would suggest yes, and that said choking was greeted with much rejoicing. Get the full post here.

Sad day! Gossip Cop reminds us that Oprah Winfrey’s final talk show episode will air May 25th, so the queen of daytime television/the world can focus in earnest on her failing fledgling cable network. To read the full post, click here.

AAAAAHHHH! The Mary Sue brings us a fork that screams when you use it. AAAAHHHHHH! To read the rest of the post and see the accompanying video at your own risk, click here.