23 Mar Dan Abrams’ Websites Today

Mediaite covers Donald Trump’s appearance on “The View,” during which he wondered why the President still hadn’t released his birth certificate to the public. Whoopi Goldberg called this “the biggest pile of dog mess I’ve heard in ages,” but her retort was not enough to make Trump back down. Trump-Bachmann 2012! Watch the clip here.

Geekosystem has a handy flowchart for figuring out how to spell Muammar Gaddafi’s name (apparently there are over 100 translations!). It’s handy for those of us who figure it’s a good idea to know how to spell the name of a leader whose country we’re currently bombing, and for those of us who just like flowcharts! See it here.

Styleite coaches us on getting cameltoe. No, really.

On Sportsgrid: the Lakers played an exciting triple-overtime game against the Suns last night, and when Ron Artest was approached post-game by FOX’s Patrick O’Neal, he commented “Man, I got places to go. I gotta do a video for ‘Go Loco,’ my new single, with me over here doing triple overtimes. I don’t got no time for this.” Go Loco. Put it in my eyes! See the interview here.

Gossip Cop reports that the Westboro Baptist Church will indeed be protesting Elizabeth Taylor’s funeral, ostensibly in a response to her HIV/AIDS activism. Oh, the Westboro Baptist Church, always with their finger on the pulse of what’s classy/in good taste/not evil! To read the full post, click here.

Oh, no! The Mary Sue reports that Showtime will be pulling its shows from Netflix Instant this summer, meaning that episodes of “Dexter” will no longer be a mere click away, and I will have to find something productive to do with my life come summer. Worst! Get the full post here.