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On Mediaite: Ex-“SNL” castmember Victoria Jackson took to CNN today, offending “Glee” fans, Muslims, liberals, and havers of STDs. The 30 people lucky enough not to belong to one of those groups applauded. The rest of the world emitted a collective “Huh?” Watch the clip here.

Yes, I love this! Geekosystem covers several artists who have bought paintings at Goodwill or similar secondhand shops and added videogame monsters, Pokéballs, and the like to otherwise ordinary baskets of fruit and forest landscapes. They are awesome. Gaze upon them here.

AAAAHH! According to some sources, Styleite reports, Rachel Zoe is bringing a little Zoe into the world today! Of course, the most compelling piece of evidence in the story appears to be a Twitter feed that has been inactive for just under 24 hours, so we should all relax. But also, I cannot wait for this baby. Get the full post here.

Sportsgrid covers football player Lawrence Taylor’s appearance on FOX News, following his arrest for having sex with a 16-year-old prostitute. Though it was mere hours after the arrest, perhaps Taylor should come to court with a better excuse for his behavior than “I don’t card them,” because WOOF. To read the full post, click here.

Gossip Cop reports that Rebecca Black is set to rake in close to $1 million for her single “Friday,” a combination of payments from YouTube for pageviews and downloads from Amazon and iTunes. It’s called “the last laugh,” ladies and gentlemen, and Rebecca Black is having it. Get the full post here.

The Mary Sue has an excellent list of reasons why you should not spend your money on “Sucker Punch” this weekend, even if Jon Hamm is in it. That’s right, I said it! Read it here.