11 Feb Dan Abram’s Websites Today

Mediaite reassures us that Glenn Beck’s priorities are exactly where they ought to be: scanning evil Facebook for murmurs of revolution across the Middle East! Beck is still convinced that the protests that toppled the authoritarian Egyptian government are somehow part of a global conspiracy. Seems reasonable. Watch the clip here.

Oh em geeeee! Geekosystem alerts the world to the most necessary of inventions: a chocolate-covered marshmallow topped with beer and pretzel brittle. This thing of beauty is the brainchild of “truffle truffle,” a candy company based in Chicago. We can rendezvous when we all move to Chicago, effective immediately. Get the full post here.

On Styleite today: bet you didn’t know you needed one until now, but the Clap-Off bra is a thing! You know, for those of us too impatient with hooks and eyes to learn how all that nonsense works. Just make sure not to wear it to any concerts or sporting events, am I right? Check it out here.

Oh, come on: Sportsgrid has a devastating YouTube video of a toddler learning that Michael Young will no longer be playing for the New York Rangers (made ever worse since he is apparently not leaving at all). The moment when the kid rips his Rangers hat off, absolutely shattered, is the saddest thing I think I’ve ever seen. Watch it here.

On Gossip Cop: Tom Cruise may be coming to the silver screen as disgruntled, cracked out Stacee Jaxx in the film adaptation of the Broadway musical “Rock of Ages.” Can he…sing? I suppose we’ll find out soon enough! To read the full post, click here.