06 Sep Dan Abrams’ Websites Today

Oh, my: Mediaite has a clip from Hannity in which Bill Cunningham characterizes Obama’s reaction to the James Hoffa dust-up as that of “a piano player in a whorehouse.” Sure, why not? To watch the full clip, click here.

On Geekosystem: BMW has announced that their i8 concept vehicle will have laser headlights. The future is now! To read the full post, click here.

Holy mackerel: Styleite reports that the royal wedding exhibit at Buckingham Palace is expected to bring in $12 million in revenue. Not bad for a creepy/horrid exhibit! Get the full post here.

Sportsgrid reports that many colleges use purposely opaque signal-calling cards to keep their plays a secret from the opposing team. Maryland took that one step further by using a picture of Regis Philbin to call a play. LOLOL. To read the full post, click here.

Woof. Gossip Cop has a clip from “Toddlers and Tiaras” featuring, among other things, a three-year-old girl dressed as a hooker. It’s never too early, folks! To watch the clip, click here.

The Mary Sue confirms that it is indeed possible to go to jail for overdue library books. BRB, have to go to my apartment to get something to return. Could be anything, it’s none of your business (I think this blog is tapped!). To read the full post, click here.

Mogulite has a chart from JP Morgan’s CIO that was surely created with the best of intentions. It attempts to explain the European financial crisis…using legos. To see the whole thing, click here.