Dan Abrams’ Websites Today

Mediaite has a clip of Anderson Cooper taking some time out of his day to school a Daily Caller writer in the fine art of irony. See the clip here.

On Geekosystem: Leonard Solomon is an artist who creates the kind of musical instruments the residents of Whoville could only dream of. To see a demo of an Oomphalapompatronium, click here.

Styleite reports that Justin Bieber’s new fragrance is already driving everyone crazy, as the singer was attacked at the launch in Herald Square by a man who turned out to be a plainclothes cop there to protect the star. Huh! Get the full post here.

On Sportsgrid today: Washington Nationals manager Jim Riggleman quit his job and went on a bit of a bender, claiming “I’m 58. I’m too old to be disrespected.” Fair enough! To read the full post, click here.

Gossip Cop has Selena Gomez’s new music video for “Love You Like A Love Song.” What does that mean? Watch it here.

Tee hee: The Mary Sue brings us “The Broship Of The Rings.” To read the full post, click here.

Hmm. Mogulite reports that a court has ruled that Janet Schaberg, wife of a Wall Street Ponzi schemer, may be able to hold on to her illegally obtained riches. Get the full post here.