16 Jun Dan Abrams’ Websites Today

Oh, jeez: Mediaite has video of Anthony Weiner’s press conference announcing his resignation, and it is un! comfortable! Adding insult to injury, Weiner is interrupted by hecklers during his speech. Watch it here.

Um. Geekosystem reports that Burger King has launched a DirecTV channel that is just a rotating Whopper. And…that’s it. They’re infringing on the Yule Log’s steez, and I don’t like it! To read the full post, click here.

Styleite reports that Lady Gaga’s meat dress has been turned into jerky and turned over to the Rock N’ Roll Hall of Fame. When the zombie apocalypse comes we shall feast upon it! Get the full post here.

On Sportsgrid: a college football player was arrested for failing to comply with the US Airways dress code on a flight departing from San Francisco. His crime? Baggy pants. Now, are we to believe that he was the first baggy pants-ed individual to fly US Airways? The very first? To read the full post, click here.

Gossip Cop has the video for Lady Gaga’s single “Edge of Glory,” which premieres TODAY! Watch it here.

The Mary Sue unearths evidence that “The Green Lantern” is NASA’s favorite movie. For real. To read their case for it, click here.

On Mogulite: another day, another financier acting like a jerk. See video evidence of said jerkitude here.