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Well. Mediaite has a clip of the ladies on “The View” doing what they do best: making things awkward/awesome. The women were discussing, along with the rest of the country, Representative Weiner’s crotch shots, when Barbara Walters confessed to finding the photo “flattering.” Why, Babs! See it all happen here.

There are amazing photos on Geekosystem of artist Calvin Nicholls’s paper crafting. The images he makes are constructed of nothing but paper, and still manage to leap off the page (sorry) with their texture and detail. See the rest of the photos here.

On Styleite: the ladies Kardashian want to open a second Dash store in New York City, to complement their location in SoHo (which I have still never seen, and am not 100% confident exists). To read the full post, click here.

Sportsgrid has other, more devastating, Kardashian news. Apparently the newly engaged Kim was carrying on a technological affair with New England Patrio Bret Lockett. Oh dear, oh dear. Get the full post here. (Poetry!)

Gossip Cop reports on a controversy surrounding Robert Pattinson’s suspiciously muscular back in a “Breaking Dawn” sex scene, leading some to wonder if he used a body double. What I’d like to know is, why aren’t we focused on what’s really important — namely, how hilarious that scene looks? To read the full post, click here.

The Mary Sue has photos of Supergirl’s new costume! A quick summary: awesome boots, no pants. For more details, click here.

Mogulite has news of a very bizarre business partnership: Michael Vick and Kevlar body armor. Sure, why not? To read the full post, click here.