11 Jul Dan Abrams’ Websites Today

Mediaite covers Sarah Palin’s Newsweek cover (get it?), in which the former Alaskan governor once again appears in athletic gear. This time, however, it’s a triumphant statement of her electability. To read the full post, click here.

On Geekosystem today: someone tried to be very, very bad at Super Mario Bros., and instead ended up being sort of good? Apparently this is a thing now. Get the full post here.

Styleite has more photos of the ever-lovely Catherine and William on their last day in Los Angeles. What will we do without them? To see a slideshow of Kate’s ensembles, click here.

Sportsgrid covers WGN’s admission that the network, which has been broadcasting Chicago Cubs games nationwide since the 1940s, has added a separate component to America’s favorite pastime: perving on pretty ladies at sporting events! Kudos to them for admitting it, I guess? To read the full post, click here.

Oh, great: Gossip Cop confirms that there is an obsessive Halle Berry fan doing super normal things like staring at Halle through her kitchen window. Apparently all he wants is an autograph, which is unexpected, given that this is the kind of behavior that usually precedes a murder on “Lifetime.” Get the full post here.

The Mary Sue has a clip of the US Women’s soccer team after a stunning win against Brazil in the World Cup quarterfinals. To watch the clip, click here.

Mogulite confirms that Ivanka Trump’s baby is due this week, right around the same time that she is tripling the size of her jewelry empire. Normal pre-baby stuff! To read the full post, click here.